No.372009
This reads like someone from NEDtube actually wrote it, I suggest you read the whole thing if you want to have a hearty kek, and yes this was written like this, further proving this person is a redditor and a jewish nigger:
>I couldn't decide whether to review this atrocious Mess of Malicious Diatribes and pseudo intellectual word-salad or to simply use this purchase as a cautionary life-lesson directed inward to my theoretical future self in order to evade reliving a tormenting-Tome this abhorrent again.
>It is for one reason, and one solitary reason only… That I am prolonging this self imposed spiritual immolation even a single moment longer than it needs to persist…
>That reason, is to utilize my suffering as a cautionary tale to any who may tread here… This is no mere exaggeration. I have read a great many books. Some bad, some middling in their mediocrity, and others truly sublime. This… "book"… is insulting in a way I never thought an assembled collection of words could manage.
>What I mean by that, is not that I am offended as one would be offended by a slur, or ribbing.
>I mean 'insulting' in the way that what this book claims to be (an expose on a clique of individuals, perpetually online, whom claim to be one thing when in reality they serve the opposite) is so far removed from the reality of what this book actually is… you could fit the known universe betwixt…
>So with that… I begin the unenviable chore of warning you, dear reader, in a way I hope will firstly, demystify the book so there is left no curiosity to expose yourself to this absolute garbage… and secondarily to possibly alleviate some of this malaise that's wrapped itself like a braid through my ribcage and around my heart.
>First and foremost, I take no pleasure in tearing down an author who obviously spent a great deal of time in writing a book, something that most people will never do within their lifetime… And this is certainly a book… that was written by a person.
>Unfortunately, this is where my praise will end. The Author wrote a book. Books are hard to write… So… well done, Author… who wrote words on pages that together, construct a book… *sigh*…
>Now, The quality of the book however… is astonishingly bad. So bad in fact that I found myself experiencing an emotion I have never felt before, and I suppose that's another morsel of praise I can levy to the author?
>The dream of every author I would hope, is Plunge the depths of your reader… to tether your words to the readers very soul… carving wings from the stone trapping their heart and freeing them to take flight through the chapters of the world you've created for them…
>This author DID plunge deep into my soul… this IS a thing that happened…Though The rope did not tether to my soul, it bound my hands. he carved no wings, but instead bars to a prison… I apologize for the flowery words and analogies but I lack a simple way to explain the emotion I was forced to feel while reading this swill…
>That emotion gained mass like an abscess beneath the surface of my soul as I read the book. The swelling started as a meager twinge at first… but by the end it felt as if it were ready to burst, spilling its contents from my chest onto the very pages themselves…
>It took me a bit to identify this feeling… I believe primarily due to the fact that it was a nuanced and complex emotion, built out of several emotions where it then culminated into a singular, awful, sick, sensation… but after some introspection I was able to coherently name it… and with that name, I was able to concisely bridge this whirlwind of disgust into a clear narrative of why I disliked this entire experience so greatly.
>What I felt, was as such…
>Disappointment as a parent would feel… The horrific, soul-shattering anguish… at witnessing in vivid detail a child fail in an irreparable, unfixable, and altogether unforgivable way… and a sickening regret at the time wasted in conceiving, birthing, raising, loving, and expecting the best of that child…
>This is the portrait of my unnamable, utter disgust, manifesting at seeing an art form (writing) I love utilized in such a grotesque way. It was my regret at reading the first word of such a cursed text… If this book wasa child, I'd have rued the day it was born and prayed I'd aborted it…
>*breathes…* now… Now that you hopefully understand my lament… and hopefully wish to avoid this sensation yourself… allow me to review this abortion of a book in a less abstract manner…
>In "BreadTube Serves Imperialism: Examining The New Brand of Internet Psuedo-Socialism" (herein abbreviated as BSIE) Caleb Maupin, the author, attempts to achieve a fairly simple objective in three parts.
>1. Reframe the political beliefs of a group of successful political influencers within the Framework of the authors definitions of such
>2. Question and disrobe the intentions, morals, motives, and intelligence of those same political influencers as well as their audiences.
>3. Frame himself (The Author) as the moral arbiter and a proprietor of, and influencer within, the true global intelligencia
>There is more to go over within, but I can sum this entire book up concisely in a few paragraphs as follows… then, possibly… Maybe… hopefully… I will be able to rid myself of remembering this awful book ever again, though I unfortunately will never be able to reclaim the time stolen from me.
>Here goes…
>This entire book reads as if it were a an over-glorified twitter thread… or worse a comment on youtube, buried under fifty others. You will find placed shallowly beneath the poorly executed sentences and words used in a manner that suggests the author chose them for their phonetic weight so as to sound smarter than he actually is (Rather than their actual definition)… a seething hatred which is poorly masked.
>This entire book is one, long, aggravatingly stupid, hate-post. He spends an entire chapter (Possibly two?) focusing on one person, only then to witch to verbally attacking another, JUST to seemingly remember who he is most furious with and begin lashing out again!… (who.. hurt you?).
>It's like watching a small, loud, angry dog, pitter-patter-flying violently at breakneck speed, to opposite sides of a very small room, to levy barks out two opposite facing windows…
>he attempts to string together arguments logically but there is no logic consistency! An example is that he continually talks about imperialism and Americas role in a type of forever-colonialism (Which I certainly can agree with!) but he then praises china and the soviet union! there are MANY logical inconsistencies that he strings together and does so seemingly to levy attacks at people from this breadtube.
>Possibly the worst offense is that The author seems to not understand the definition of either socialism or communism… which is the BEDROCK of the authors discontent with these individuals from this community he's speaking about!
>there is so much wrong here… that is is impossible to go over all of it, but i highly suggest not exposing yourself to it… >Save yourself…
>Final review…
>… Badly written.
>… unintelligent drivel
>… reads like an angry twitter thread which has had it's character limit removed.
>… the author seems to be politically a "nazbol" rather than a communist in which he claims
>… Seemingly written by an offensively unreliable narrator
>Final Verdict…
>as stated earlier… if this Book were a child… I would abort it.