How to sound like a boomer on the internet

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How to sound like a boomer on the internet Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 14:58:58 No.119457

>use a lot of exclamation marks
>needlessly capitalize random WORDS in the middle of your sentence
>intentionally make some minor spelling mistakes here and there
>don't pass an opportunity to talk about the EVIL of the communist Democratic Party, CHINA!! or the constitution
>mash together as many batshit insane conspiracy theories as you can, give it a christian evangelical spin on top for extra flavor
<optional: take a picture of yourself wearing a MAGA hat and oversized sunglasses while sitting in your car and set it as your pfp, you can put a picture of a cross, a US flag or an eagle if you want to be anonymous

Any more ideas?

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:01:14 No.119458

THIS 100000000000% PERSENT

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:02:45 No.119461

>intentionally make some minor spelling mistakes here and there
Based boomers, I do that all the time.

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:07:39 No.119466

>>119461
bro stfu
we're not bo broomers stfu

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:11:03 No.119473

Why would you want to sound like a boomer, though?

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:11:23 No.119474

You use ellipses to express elongated words like:
"Yippeeeeeeeee!!" becomes "Yippee……."

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:12:34 No.119477

>>119473
Why wouldn't I?

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:20:34 No.119485

You forgot the complimentary close
Cheers
anon

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 16:05:58 No.119511

>all boomers are republitards

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 16:45:43 No.119526

>>119485
cheers from Iraq

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 17:32:53 No.119582

>>119526
BUY IRAQI DINAR, TRUST THE PLAN

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 17:34:35 No.119585

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You also need fair bit of internet tough guy/hubris that boomers get out of social media hugboxes. Engage people like you know that you can ask anyone you disagree with to step outside with you or speak to their manager and have them chicken out.

You gotta think like a confident 50 year old that gets all their self esteem from ever dimmer memories of their teens and the occasional Facebook post.

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 17:42:00 No.119592

Double space after the dot at the end of a sentence.

Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 19:08:16 No.119693

HI AARON… MY GRANDSON SAID HE USES THIS WEBSITE……. DO YOU KNOW IF THERE'S A FISHING BOARD??? YOU'RE A BUNCH OF DEMOCRATS BUT I'M OKAY WITH THAT!!
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Mark Johnson
USMC, 1971-1972
Proud Ford owner
"I carry a 45 because they don't make a 46!"

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