Good morning america, I just want to remind you this fine day that Jesus loves you.

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 14:26:26 No.119427

when will my favourite internet channel upload new episodes, jebus

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 14:26:49 No.119428

thx i love you too

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 14:32:41 No.119431

I love your dogwhistle, anon. This'll get every atheoid come seething into your thread for sure

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 14:34:03 No.119433

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>>119427
Sorry bro
>>119431
Explain. Jesus was set on this earth to convert people to believers, as was man.

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 14:35:26 No.119436

christianity would be pretty cool if christians were more like jesusians than paulians or even john paulians the secundants.

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:10:09 No.119471

>>119433
It wasn't a yes or no question
Fuck you god

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:17:42 No.119481

would be cool if he actually fulfilled the messianic prophecy like he was supposed to instead of fagging out, dying on a fucking stick. but don't worry his retarded followers have contradicting stories about his resurrection and he will come back to do what he was supposed to do. any day now.

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:26:57 No.119487

>>119481
>any day now.
The earlier branches of judaism still wait for their own messiah, lmao

It's the funniest when they see the signs of apocalypse.
>this is an enclosed space, mask or GTFO
<NUMBER OF LE BEAST! AWAY, SATAN!
>we need another organization above nations to help with prosperity and prevent tragedy of the commons
<NWO! actual NWO was when christian church became a country between countries in medieval times
>gender roles bad
<WORSE THAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS! MORE DEADLY THAN COMMUNISM! SATAN WANTS THIS! REPENT!

It's not just screaming bums, but the kings of christianity, who say this shit.

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:30:23 No.119490

>>119487
>>we need another organization above nations to help with prosperity and prevent tragedy of the commons
kys neoliberal satanspawn

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:32:44 No.119491

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Magister noster, qui es in corte meo, sanctificetur virtutem tuum, veniat regnum tuum

Fiat nox, in nomine luris rationis augustissime

Agoniam nostram supersubstantialem da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris

Et ne induras nos in vanitatem, sed libre nos a carne

Nema

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 15:45:47 No.119503

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>>119471
(You) are God

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 16:01:23 No.119508

>>119487
Who is 'they' when referring to 'their' messiah? Is there a messiah for goys now?

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 16:37:31 No.119523

>>119487
>actual NWO was when christian church became a country between countries in medieval times
That's literally what schizo Protestants say though, that the Pope is the Antichrist.

Incidentally the church didn't read Revelation in services until the Reformation because it was schizo bait.

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 16:40:14 No.119524

>>119523
Also before anyone blames Martin Luther he wanted to throw the Revelation out of the canon because it was shit:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther%27s_canon

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 16:48:36 No.119529

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If you love me then let me die already.

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 17:01:17 No.119541

>>119524
if you had a massive ark about 30 cubits wide with a window and a door on the side and collected 2 of each animal with a packed lunch, where are all the animals gonna poop?

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 17:02:34 No.119543

>>119541
In the ocean, duh!

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 18:08:59 No.119623

>>119490
>>>/pol/, natiotard

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 18:17:08 No.119629

>>119541
i mean unironically the evangelicals said there were slats where the animals shat on and said shit fell in the sea. I just find image of that hilarious

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 22:54:15 No.119882

>>119426
>Jesus loves you
>but will torture you for a literal eternity for not kissing his ass hard enough

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Anonymous 2021-07-30 (Fri) 22:58:26 No.119885

>>119629
>tfw poop chute clogged

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Anonymous 2021-07-31 (Sat) 03:39:09 No.120118

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>>119882
humanity earns its own damnation

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Anonymous 2021-07-31 (Sat) 06:53:56 No.120222

>>120118
>damnation or retardation
All hail the Antichrist!

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Anonymous 2021-07-31 (Sat) 07:20:05 No.120232

>>119882
religioids destroyed