No.118704
Tell me how I know you eat only carbs.
Anyway, I'm a total lazy ass who can't be bothered to do shit and I had a shape similarly poor as that. My advice number one is to fix your shitty diet. First of all, all sugar faces the wall, as well as all sneaky sugar products like Heinz. Secondly you add meat. Thirdly you add some eggs. Finally you buy some dumbells and do a shitty, easy 10 minute excercise every day. 20 lifts up, 20 bicep pumps, 20 swings, 20 side lifts. I started this in like March or Febuarary this year and went from 85kg to 75-78kg (depends on how much poop I have stored).
Finally a pro tip. Shave off your icky body hair. I can tell from your belly you have an Amazon down there. Grab some scizors, go to town with them, then bring out the beard shaver once its short enough not to clog it. Trust me, your dick will thank you, and the first fap after this will be the best in your life. Also you will look nicer and not like a barbarian.