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 No.116090

Why the fuck is my penis so average? Can someone explain the science behind why some dudes have huge fat cocks while I have to work with this stick? I mean look at picrel. Its like a cheat code
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 No.116091

No one cares.
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 No.116093

>>116091
Keep telling yourself that
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 No.116095

>>116093
My cock is slightly above average and I haven't gotten any complaints, so I guess I will.
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 No.116096

Serious question bros, how fucked am I with a 3.8 inch dick?
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 No.116099

>>116096
errect?
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 No.116100

>>116099
Yes. I'm too scared to measure it flaccid, but if I had to guess I'd 2-3 inches.
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 No.116101

>>116100
I don't know what to tell you bro. I have a six inch dick and I am already self-conscious about it
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 No.116102

>>116090
Bent penis = wank alot
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 No.116103

If you become gay you can become introduced to the world of silicone implants, pumping and all that sort of fetish.
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 No.116108

>>116103
Straight guys can't apply?
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 No.116111

>>116101
Shit. I just have to hope that I can find a girl who won't hate me for it.

Six inches is above average bro, you really don't need to be self conscious about it. If a girl isn't satisfied with a six inch dick then she needs to get over herself.
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 No.116112

File: 1627396357050.webm ( Spoiler Image, 2.86 MB , 720x1280 , huge penis.webm )

>>116090
>>116096
anon it could've been worse.
There are people around with dicks like vids related
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 No.116113

>>116102
Like with vaginas
Curtains = sluts
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 No.116114

>>116108
It's not really common for straight men to apply because they usually don't fetishize fat dicks.

The gay is obsessed with fat dicks.
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 No.116124

>>116114
>The gay is obsessed with fat dicks.
Just you.
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 No.116127

>>116112
>anon it could've been worse
I guess so. Poor guy, at that point I'd just be a transhumanist.
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 No.116132

>>116127
Retard
It's impossible for him to transition, because he's fat and there is no such thing as a "fat woman".
When something has XX chromosomes and is fat, it's not a "fat woman", but disgusting subhuman trash.
So if he transitioned, he'd be transsubhuman, not a trans woman.
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 No.116135

>>116132
Well his only options then would be to lose weight and find a very dedicated top or suicide. I know which one I'd choose.
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 No.116136

>>116124
Well, Im gay, so.
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 No.116137

stop posting porn
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 No.116139

OP, post dick for research purposes.
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 No.116140

Reminder that vaginas also vary in size and range from very small to very large. Find somebody who fits you, literally.

Or fuck ass/face instead.
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 No.116152

My cock isn't as fat or long as the one in your pic OP i do have a nice thick 7.5 inch one and while im very happy with it its not all perfect, for the record im gay so your mileage may vary with women, but while it gets me a good deal of attention, when hooking up its way too common for guys no matter how eager to not be able to take it. Hookups are pretty hit and miss at the best of times but it sucks when you're with someone and you can't fuck because it hurts them to go longer than 20 seconds or can't fit at all in the first place, or they'll only take the first two inches, sometimes even when they explicitly wanted 'hung 8 inches plus only' or whatever. So there's a fair deal of frustrated encounters, not to mention sometimes a big dick is good for a one-night stand but they can't see themselves regularly bottoming for one so a relationship won't work out.
Remember that porn doesn't just select for huge cocks but also for people who can comfortably take them and do so regularly, and most people can't take the cock you posted anally or vaginally without a lot of pain and probably extended stretching and practice.
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 No.116196

>>116152
You like fucking disabled men, too? Most men in my experience have avoided me because of my disability.
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 No.116224

>>116196
>You like fucking disabled men, too?
uhh, i wouldn't say 'like' since its not something i specifically look for but i don't think it rules someone out for me.

Depends what sort of disabled too, like im pretty sure i've dicked down one or two autistic bois lol
I got propositioned on grindr by a wheelchair bound guy once but declined, mostly cus he just wanted to do oral and was like 10km away.

Sucks that guys avoid you because of it though, its rough out there and most people are just looking to tick off all their boxes for self-satisfaction and not thinking about others
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 No.116231

>>116090
Why are big fat balls and long thick cocks so hot bros
I despise the male body in all other ways, it'd just be easier if i was gay
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 No.116232

>>116224
Fair enough, and I am talking about visible disabilities. To be honest, I think disability is more accepted between straight people than it is in the gay community. Most gay men are just viciously superficial.
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 No.116233

>>116090
Post pic of your average dick.
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 No.116234

Why are moids all homosexuals? Why care about other peoples dick sizes lmfao what a cope
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 No.116242

>>116234
Are you that redditor who showed his average dick?
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 No.116248

>>116234
Women's sexuality is internal - what can be done to me, how i can be X'd or Y'd, etc.
Men's sexuality is external , which is mistaken for just visual by alot of people , but that is just one factor. There is an appreciation for ideal forms of others included in that. Women only appreciate the aesthetics of other women, for example, for use in comparison between the other's value and there own - rarely just for the aesthetic value of the other in itself.
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 No.116256

>>116234
Women persistently mocking guys with average to small dicks is probably a pretty big reason.
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 No.116259

>>116234
>dogfucker is back
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 No.116262

>>116231
>Why are big fat balls and long thick cocks so hot bros
ikr
>I despise the male body in all other ways, it'd just be easier if i was gay
the solution is right in front of you, start frequenting gloryholes, all the cock and balls for you to worship and slobber over, but 100% not gay otherwise :^)
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 No.116277

>>116090
low test
>>116096
condemned to be a bottom
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 No.116281

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>>116132
bruh
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 No.116327

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>>116112
fuck its more common than i thought
approximately 15 micropenis visit this site every week
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 No.116330

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>>116277
>condemned to be a bottom
I'd be perfectly okay with getting dicked down every night by an alpha, the thing is though I'm not attracted to masculine men. So I'm limited to hung, dominant femboys/traps but these don't exist outside of porn.

Someone needs to invent a gay drug that can turn dicklet cishet men into cock loving, submissive bottoms.
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 No.116348

File: 1627406815276.jpg ( 1.21 MB , 3264x1504 , 20210727_112432.jpg )

If that's considered average than so is my penis since I'm at 5 in or 4.5
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 No.116349

>>116330
Would you settle for a hung twink top?
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 No.116351

>>116348
Yeah, that looks like a nice average cock fam, would suck shame about the no foreskin
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 No.116352

>inches
Use a proper measurement system, backwards ameriuyghurs.
I'm 16 cm btw.
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 No.116354

>>116349
I'm not sure. I'd have to click with them, otherwise I'd be turned off because it's still a guy. Either that or they'd need to be dominant enough to force me to take their cock.

>>116348
It looks like you were swinging your dick around when you took this photo lol
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 No.116355

>>116351
Nah I got foreskin it's just thin
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 No.116359

>>116354
>I'd have to click with them, otherwise I'd be turned off because it's still a guy. Either that or they'd need to be dominant enough to force me to take their cock.
Definitely not impossible to find then, wish you luck tho
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 No.116361

>>116327
Like how they stress (Lifetime)
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 No.116364

>>116361
lol
>Permanent (No hope)
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 No.116372

What is the guide to finding a hungchad to dick you as an autistic fat neet
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 No.116378

>>116372
lose weight, there, that's it.
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 No.116388

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Wow, i did not need to see your penis today, too much information.
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 No.116391

>>116388
female
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 No.116393

>>116388
>thinks a cock is too much information to contain.
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 No.116395

>>116388
Who cares about you though
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 No.116397

>>116388
homo thread only, no women.
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 No.116433

>>116232
Gays are indeed vapid. And even then the ones that aren't are eager to have sexual encounters with strangers. I strongly dislike random sexual encounters, but I'm horny, but also people don't want to meet strangers unless it's for a fuck.

All of that combined makes me very sexually frustrated. Sometimes I just want a kiss or something.
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 No.116441

>>116433
Sounds like you want a friend with benefits situation
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 No.116443

>>116433
And for this reason, I don't think gay relationships are at all sustainable.
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 No.116444

>>116441
Friends with benefits, a new term to describe "boyfriends" in this hell hole neoliberal society.
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 No.116495

>>116441
Yes. Sex without emotional bond is wild. I don't get how people do it.
>>116444
No. I don't want a boyfriend. Just more intimate sex than a random talking meat bag. I have a boyfriend but I can't be with him for a few months. And we have an open relationship and yes it works great.

Before you ask, I'll tldr the usual questions. I am the one who fucks the least between the two by far. I'm ok with that. I don't care if you think it's degenerate or neoliberal or whatever. We're both tops. Just because it works for us, doesn't mean it will work for you. I've been in this loving relationship for almost a decade.
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 No.116505

>>116248
>>116242
>>116256
>>116259
Thanks for the (You)s it's always too easy to trigger retarded moids
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 No.116507

>>116444
Well you didn't mention wanting a relationship so i didn't suggest 'get a bf lol'
-horny
-wants to know the guy in advance
-wants some intimacy
is the checklist for a fwb, but sure get a bf if you want that, having a bf is great
>>116443
lol plenty of gays have stable relationships, i do and its great
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 No.116516

>>116495
Oh lol, thought this >>116444 retard was you, nevermind then, sounds cool what you've got going, hope you can find a nice bottom to be fwb with :3
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 No.116522

>>116495
>Yes. Sex without emotional bond is wild. I don't get how people do it.
"wild" as in it is exceptionally good and you don't know how can get this situation or you think it is bad and don't get why people are doing it?
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 No.116527

>>116507
>plenty of gays
Still waiting to see the stats.
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 No.116531

>>116495
>Yes. Sex without emotional bond is wild. I don't get how people do it.

This is delusion, sex is about fluid exchange and chasing a fleeting high.
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 No.116532

>>116495
>I've been in this loving relationship for almost a decade.
I wonder what your profession is.
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 No.116612

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>>116232
>Most gay men are just viciously superficial.
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 No.116649

>>116612
Nope. My experiences are not made up, even a fellow gay sort of agrees with me.
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 No.116665

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>>116348
terrible quality pic but nice shape overall
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 No.116667

>>116372
>download grindr
>get topped
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 No.116671

>>116433
>>116495
>Gays are indeed vapid.
>we have an open relationship
bruh
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 No.116683

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>>116505
how long you guys say is hers? i'm going with 5 inches
https://archive.is/tiqMq
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 No.116689

>>116516
Thanks bb. I hope so too :3
>>116522
Well, I really want to get into it but I can't relate. It feels like something out of my reach and I don't understand how people do it so effortlessly. I don't think it's morally wrong.
>>116531
Maybe. I feel I recieve affection through sexual acts with loved ones. And I also tend to want to express my love through sexual acts.
>>116532
What's the answer you want to hear? I'm a banker or a college professor. Idk, I'm whatever you think is worse.
>>116671
My issue with gays is not hedonism. It's the consumerism and the viciousness. Many gays are terrible people and it fucking sucks because society is already fucking shit, worse on gays, and top of that, many gays are nasty people to other gays. Or are extremely unidimensional and empty of substance. There's obviously good gay people. I have many gay friends. I'm just disappointed of the "culture".
I have an open relationship precisely because my romantic love does not depend on possesion of sexual property of my loved one. sex isn't the determinate mediation in our relationship.

>>116683
Great dick. Good trim.
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 No.116691

>>116388
>not wanting to see other people's body parts
cringe and misanthropy pilled
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 No.116695

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>>116689
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 No.116912

>>116090
take alex jones pills and fix your phimosis
your penis will be good. It's already okay, and it will go from okay to good.
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 No.117064

>>116912
>fix your phimosis
What?
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 No.117136

>>116683
Seems more it is bordering 6 inches
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 No.117139

>>116248
> women sexuality is exchange value male sexuality is use value
anon, thats pretty clever
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 No.117650

>>116689
You don't want to treat your boyfriend as a sexual object, yet you have multiple sexual objects and call it an 'open relationship' just to cope with the fact gay men are more promiscuous than average.
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 No.117675

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>>116348
>Lowkie insecure about my dick
>See ur pic
> +/- basically identical to mine
>Damn, poor lad, probably same insecurities as me
>See others respond "nice average dick"
>mfw
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 No.117695

>>117650
Bruh your sentence makes no sense.
What does the first thing have to with the other thing? Ngl anon, you sound like you have some personal issues you're bringing out here.

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